Saturday 5 October 2019

Rabbit's Feet & Fairies .. Friday 13th 2026:

Isn't it funny how some people want to believe in a load of old nonsense .. crap like santa-claus and ghosts and fairies at the bottom of the garden ..? *

Hunters and shooters who assist here in New Zealand with the control of the European RABBIT ..  are unlikely to be both students of the para-normal for believers and of the Gregorian Calendar "400 year" cycle.
 - But they may do well to note that the year 2026 might possibly experience a huge demand for LUCKY RABBIT'S FEET.

FAIR ADVANCED NOTICE:

In the imminent year  2026 there will be no less than THREE Friday 13ths.

Traditionally these amulets are meant to be one of the left hind feet of a bunny that was killed in a graveyard - where these subterranean home makers doubtless have been communing with the dead .. and then rear-left amputated with suitable voodoo incantations by a catholic priest on a rainy Friday.

Here is a huge and GREEN export opportunity for God's-own country .. to replace the faux-feet that are generally manufactured in workshops using foam latex and synthetic polymer fur ... with the genuine certifiable charms for Believers.

Yes .. people actually make these things - and presumably they are then still allowed to vote.
Unlucky Rabbit Trying To Hide His Left Rear:

Indeed I would urge all ecologically concerned shooters to examine here the opportunity to include our Possums in this business opportunity .. possum lower legs & feet might be marketed at a premium as "Giant New Zealand TREE RABBIT Lucky Feet"  ..

Believers will believe anything eh.
NZ Police have already declared that exceptions to the semi-auto rifle prohibitions may be forthcoming for specially licensed professional pest controllers ..

Plenty of time to study freeze-drying technology eh ..

 Marty K.
* Of course there was a story about fairies being photographed by two clever young girls in 1917 as proof  that they were real ..
.. and the girls didn't even have a computer or photo-shop app.  Some crooks made lots of money ..

The girls Elsie & Frances later admitted that they had cut-out the fairies from picture books - but there'll still be morons who believe in them eh.

LINK: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottingley_Fairies

Marty K.
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