BARGAIN of The Century With Royal Connections:

THIS IS A JOKE?

Do not miss this this uniquely versatile property investment from yet another cock-up blamed on Jeremy Corbyn.

This fine example of Royal British Craftsmanship presents a most momentous enrichment opportunity to own Great Britain's very own 'TWIN TOWERS'..

TWO Penthouse Conversions of all metal construction - no austerity flammable plastic cladding here - with your very own SKI SLOPE and Helipad. - Extensive under-cover parking.

This asset rich rental accomodation potential may be located to your choice of high demand localities - as this new structure can be towed to any maritime berth world wide.

Expressions of Interest are sought from Venture Capitalists and Pension Fund managers wanting high returns, to Epstein Maxwell Sunak & Windsor, City of LONDON.

- Imagine magestically rising to the top of your very own STERNWHEELER with an exhilerating "London Eye" attraction  fixed at the back-end, located offshore of Blackpool's Illuminations - recreating the worlds biggest ever STERNWHEELER ..

Not 8 Billion Pounds - not even 2 Billion - bidding for this aristocratic, supreme once-in-a-lifetime investment opens at offers over FIVE MILLION Pounds. - Her uniquely similar sister ship will soon be moving to American waters .. Perhaps you can envisage a lucrative service contract with immigration authorities .. well this fine facility is perfectly suited as a secure 'PRISON HULK' while the hull's useable lifetime may be extended greatly by pouring a baseplate of water resistant marine concrete ..

This opportunity does not include any aircraft, but Popular Personalities Harry & Megan will be available for a Re-Dedication at their usual Fees, plus Naming Rights & expences.

Consider that King Henry VIII's flagship Mary Rose remains a most financially successful attraction to this day .. and it sunk in 1545 ..

No Ground Rent ..

The remunerative scope of this fund-transfer as a floating hotel - perhaps adjacent to a scenic offshore windfarm with superb boating, fishing, diving and catering by Escoffier Trained Chefs .. is further enhanced by TAX CREDITS and 'Non-Res' EXEMPTIONS ..

- Perhaps you envisage utility as a private Plutonium nuclear materials storage unit in the Irish Sea - handy to the THORP Reprocessing Plant at SELLAFIELD, CUMBRIA - connected by pipeline to their cooling water systems and in close proximity to their specialist nuclear police ..

 OPPORTUNITIES ABOUND.

Making Britain GREAT again.

Each qualifying enquiry receives a personal desk-top Corgi Model of your Heritage Investment ..

Marty K.