Lightweight Titanium Camp Stove - or ..

Note: NO artificial intelligence and very little natural intelligence was employed in writing the following superb screed ..

Bloody excellent camp gear - BUY ONE eh .... Why not buy two?

https://wildsideadventures.eu/products/camping-stove

Good stuff if you've got a couple of hundred dollars spare - just the 30ml alcohol Spirit Burner alone, with ceramic wool wick and mesh has to be a life saver

However - If you are an aged pauper with time available - you can do better by repurposing an empty percussion-cap tin, some ceramic wool or a little aluminium foil, and a baked bean tin. - Harvested rabbit meat or possum needs to be cooked for most of us.

a/- You can buy 96 pieces of ceramic wool on trademe nz for around $45.00 inc. p&p.

OR you might buy exactly the same ceramic wool wicking from AliExpress in China for $22 - HALF that PRICE. - Suite Yourself eh.

Shown are the 'HIGH CAPACITY' Model SPIRIT LAMP - each having multiple ceramic wicks

b/- You put the ceramic wool wick into the (empty) cap-tin

c/- You pour some alcohol (methylated spirits) into the woolly-wick

d/- You put your clean emptied baked bean can open at both ends over the lit spirit burner that you made

e/- You place your saucepan of $1 baked beans on top of the cylindrical baked-bean-can-chimney/wind guard

f/- You take a leak while waiting -  and then EAT your protein rich, MRE, Cordon Bleu sauced, health filled legumes

- Just What The Doctor Ordered ..

My old Irish dad used to tell me "Even a monkey can imitate."

- Imitate Trump: You could sell the remaining 95 ceramic wicks as special emergency ceramic spirit burners to your mates & family for $20 bucks each and invest the cash in gold. - Never give a sucker an even break.

You don't really even need the ceramic wick .. you could put crumpled old aluminum foil (or a pinch of dry sand or soil) in the small tin to mate with the spirits - Where there's a will there's a way eh. You don't need the cap-tin - as you could find or make a small burner cup out of folded aluminum foil, like origami - or a used muffin cup.

- You DO need the alcohol fuel and a lighter.

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Marty K.