Monday 28 December 2020

BREXIT Bollocks Leaves Law-abiding Armless:

 So 'BREXIT' is now a fact .. UK joined EU in 1973 and left in 2020 (after 47 Years)  - Starting New Years day 2021 Rule Britannia  will be all on it's own having taken back control ..

Trucks Parked Waiting For Borders:

This is said to be the ONLY TIME EVER that a country has chosen to leave an economic union.

- Mind you - this is of course THE SECOND TIME Britain has split from European membership - as it happened way back in the year 400 when the Roman Empire pulled back over the channel and left the Poms to their own independent control - for the next 1,300 odd years this is referred to as THE DARK AGES there and reputedly marked as an era of violence & brutal backwardness.

It's generally accepted by the gurus that the big reason racist Brits voted to exit Europe was IMMIGRATION .. too many foreigners ruining the country. - Plus there was a habit developed by the millionaire owned junk tabloid papers to blame everything they didn't like on the EU - starting with bent bananas. 

A couple of years back - 1 in 5 young British children thought that FISH FINGERS were made from CHICKEN .. & a third of them thought cheese was a vegetable ..

So they are out. - As far as GUN LAWS go there was a chance that continued EU membership would have led to more rational firearms regulation rather than hysterical blame of violence on "GUNS" .. but as long as the English privileged money class are in sole charge of the whole mess you can forget logic - and rely on the rules being for ever twisted to increase the security & property holdings of the Establishment while pushing more blame & AUSTERITY onto the workers.


British subjects are getting used to catapults or low-power air rifles for pest control and for very small game like rats & squirrels .. or you might get some ferrets? - while the land owners retain their hunting guns and stalking rifles for a better class of game.

Expect a new meal to become Britain's most popular - Squirrel Tikka Masala and Rabbit Korma .. maybe battered pigeon & chips might also have a show with traditionalist fried food junkies in the coming centuries. - there's always something to look forward to eh.

My concern is that while Britain has long imported 80% of it's food .. increased document-Customs controls at the EU Border will lead to delays with truck drivers opting NOT to loose wages while held at the entry points to UK. - No Drivers means No Trucks means No Food.
Tree Rats Aplenty .. Grey Squirrels 
- Climbing IN or OUT?

There are plenty of Grey squirrels but.

Marty K.




3 comments:

  1. I've read some shit on hear but this takes the cake or is it the biscuit.

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    1. I thought it quite a funny article and to the point. Britain now has to get its shit together as they cannot blame the EU any more. Maybe they should allow irradiation of food to protect their supplies by prolonging shelf lives, would be one item of progress.

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  2. Thank you - I think that it's 'biscuit'.

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