Sgt. Rory Miller.
Fellow peasants and others such as the overcrowded & unfortunate subjects of the Crown in UK - may from time-to-time need help with tools for use around the house.
.. indeed we Kiwis & Aussies - who are also suffering ever more illogical and restrictive "elf & safe-tea"* regulation - may find it interesting to consider a range of useful tools.
*WARNING: Hot Beverage may be hot.
- "Your starter question for 10 points": What will always be close at hand when needed?
Answer: YOU yourself - Your ability to solve problems will be much enhanced if ..
a/- You are as alert & fit as you can manage.
b/- And if you have shown even a small interest in learning how to work - perhaps with a 'martial art contact sport' such as Boxing, Judo, Karate, or Tae kwon do ..
He was bullied at school ..
You may not end-up as useful as Alabama Reserve Deputy Sheriff
Eric 'Butterbean' Esch ..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBwPlXe3p3o
- You can start your self-improvement with short daily walks.
Eric 'Butterbean' Esch ..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBwPlXe3p3o
..Scary eh.
.. However I've known plenty of 'average sized' jokers who are fit, skilled & determined with a steady eye - never forget that 'application' & "mind over matter" counts. - You can start your self-improvement with short daily walks.
If you intend to use any DIY tools you need to be competent - or they may injure you. Tools are inanimate, passive machinery until you pick them up and energize them for good purpose.
Friction-lock telescopic batons make an effective retrieval pick-up tool when magnetized ..where you can buy them .. ASP batons have been adopted by police in the United States, United Kingdom, Canada, New Zealand and Australia. As with all tools you will vastly benefit from instruction and practice (as with any strong magnet).
- How about the Security guard's favorite multi-cell LED Maglite torch for working in low-light conditions?
The Opinel No.12 Saw with a 6 3/8 inch blade is very useful to keep handy - but do be careful as the teeth are very sharp ..
- while the larger pruning saws are very workmanlike and versatile for limb control.
A large rubber or rawhide mallet can be very functional as a "shifter" about the place;
Sometimes you may need to be a little ingenious - Consider how you might make a non-marking 'mallet' or tenderizer from a small sock filled with flexible, heavy, non-drying plasticine modeling clay.
Marty K.
peasantry is commonly used in a non-pejorative sense as a collective noun for the rural population in the poor and under-developed countries of the world.- In Europe, peasants were divided into three classes according to their personal status: slave, serf, and free tenant.
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Sometimes you may need to be a little ingenious - Consider how you might make a non-marking 'mallet' or tenderizer from a small sock filled with flexible, heavy, non-drying plasticine modeling clay.
Did you know that flexible non-toxic Plasticine is (like a 'hot-dog'😃) approximately 65% bulking agent, (principally gypsum) - plus 10% petroleum jelly, 5% lime and 10% lanolin and stearic acid?
Good stuff,
Marty K.
peasantry is commonly used in a non-pejorative sense as a collective noun for the rural population in the poor and under-developed countries of the world.- In Europe, peasants were divided into three classes according to their personal status: slave, serf, and free tenant.
- NOW you can send me a wee support $ - starting from $1 to get all this stuff from New Zealand: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=16618870
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